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So Long, Gigantosaur — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 22 comments

Shawne Merriman announced his retirement from the NFL on Tuesday.

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Can The Rams Draw More Than 227? — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

Can The Rams Draw More Than 227? — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 14 comments

The Rams will attempt to set the world record for most fake mustaches worn in the same place at once during their Week 1 game against the Redskins, during which fake salt-and-peppery Jeff Fisher 'staches will be given to fans.

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Electrolytes Out!

Electrolytes Out!

By Christmas Ape | 29 comments

Or, alternatively: X MARKS THE RAPIST.

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The Rape-Off: Crazy Cowboy Lady vs. Frenzied Sex Gnomette. WHO YA GOT?

The Rape-Off: Crazy Cowboy Lady vs. Frenzied Sex Gnomette. WHO YA GOT?

By Christmas Ape | 36 comments

Rape is certainly no laughing matter, despite the fact that we poke fun at it on a near hourly basis on this blog.

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They Stab! They Rape! They Stab and Stab and Rape! Stab Stab Stab! Rape Rape Rape! It’s the Merriman and Ray-Ray Shoooooowwwwww!

They Stab! They Rape! They Stab and Stab and Rape! Stab Stab Stab! Rape Rape Rape! It’s the Merriman and Ray-Ray Shoooooowwwwww!

By Christmas Ape | 72 comments

LaToeInjury has shocked the football world by picking a time other than the playoffs to be injured, so Tiny Darren will have to slip beneath the murderous implements of the Ravens defense today.

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Shawne Merriman Gets a Shot at Assault with Tila Tequila

Shawne Merriman Gets a Shot at Assault with Tila Tequila

By Christmas Ape | 42 comments

It's eight days until the Chargers open their season against the even more rapidly disintegrating Raiders (who in the last 24 hours have cut their best quarterback and traded a future 1st round pick to the Patriots for a 30-year-old slightly above average defensive end with one year left on his contract) but Rapeasaurus is already in midseason form, getting a battery charge - which sounds so appropriate for a Charger - for [dons responsible blogger pants] allegedly [removes pants] choking and "restraining" (I think that's legalese for stuffing her in a cat carrier) unexplainable celebrity Tila Tequila.

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Cheaters vs. Cheater. WHO YA GOT!?

Cheaters vs. Cheater. WHO YA GOT!?

By Christmas Ape | 23 comments

ContestantsCheating Cheats________"The Gigantosaur"Real NameThe New England Patriots_________Shawne MerrimanMisdeedReconnaissance________________'RoidingFetishVoyeurism______________Rape, devouring worlds, rape.

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