
When last we left Christmas lard loaf Peter King, Punter was ably handling the duties of mocking The Porcine Dream. With Drew off vacationing with his adoring family (GET ME SIX SALMON POLOS FOR CHRISTMAS OR THE FAMILY IS DISBANDED!) within the Keebler Elf forest, the task falls to this humble ape to give you the PK mockery you will no doubt find lacking due to lack of Drew. At least there’s plenty of PK Favre and Romo apologizing to savage. Onward!

