What we’ve learned so far today:

Jeff Fisher should have spent more time working on his defensive game-plan and less time playing paratrooper.

Donovan McNabb got benched after two picks and a fumble, providing time for him to brush up on the finer points of the rulebook.

Chilly Chill cockblocks Adrian Peterson fantasy owners with Chester Taylor near the goal line.

Joey Porter is your huckleberry and the Patriots are a bunch of cheaters….

[ as always, Xmas Ape comes through with the screen grabs & video ]