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Shawne Merriman Gets a Shot at Assault with Tila Tequila

By Christmas Ape | 42 comments

It's eight days until the Chargers open their season against the even more rapidly disintegrating Raiders (who in the last 24 hours have cut their best quarterback and traded a future 1st round pick to the Patriots for a 30-year-old slightly above average defensive end with one year left on his contract) but Rapeasaurus is already in midseason form, getting a battery charge - which sounds so appropriate for a Charger - for [dons responsible blogger pants] allegedly [removes pants] choking and "restraining" (I think that's legalese for stuffing her in a cat carrier) unexplainable celebrity Tila Tequila.


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