Posts Tagged: game posts

a jury WILL actually convict you

And It All Comes Down to Douche

By Christmas Ape | 29 comments

Or at least it will after another eight-hour hype injection.

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Can Eli Sunday Get That Texas Tea?

By Christmas Ape | 41 comments

Eli Manning busted his playoff victory cherry last week in Tampa Bay and now Tony Romo's all, like, "Hey, man.

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Another Glorious Manning/Marmalard Face-off

By Christmas Ape | 52 comments

It's game one of Manning Sunday featuring that older accomplished pitchman brother, Pey-Pey.

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Breaking: Tom Brady to Play Tonight’s Game with Gisele’s Dog Up His Ass

By Christmas Ape | 21 comments

"Shouldn't've ordered all that dick"Which is only slightly less gay than carrying the dog around in this bag.

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We’re Gonna Take the Ball and We’re Gonna Get Two or Three First Downs. Then We’re Probably Going to Punt

By Christmas Ape | 21 comments

If old age has granted me any wisdom, it's that I've learned to temper my expectations a touch.

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