Posts Tagged ‘Gambling’

Always Be Covering: Especially If Your Daughter’s Love Hangs In the Balance

Friday, November 20th, 2009

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Welcome back for another fun week of poorly thought out wagers. While you’re sitting there reading this I’m locked in a very large warehouse counting a lot of stuff while trying to limit my dust intake. Good times. Anyway, I was able to find three of the world’s foremost football prognosticators to assist with this week’s picks.

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Always Be Covering: Where the Creamsicle Will Be Missed

Friday, November 13th, 2009

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One week without the pewter and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers became the last team in the NFL to pick up their first win of the season (woohoo). This week they’ll undoubtedly cast aside their campy throwbacks, which will of course result in another familiar loss. Continue after the jump for this week’s NFL bets, plus a prediction for the weekend’s best sporting event (not soccer).

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Always Be Covering: Where ‘Perfect’ Is a Relative Term

Friday, November 6th, 2009

perfection is fleeting

Now that I’m done poring over photoshops of Andy Reid’s face on some of the internet’s more iconic images I can return my focus to gambling. Sweet income-sapping gambling. You’ll help me get rid of all these nasty bills, won’t you? Yeah, you’ll treat me right this time. I know you will. Because if you don’t I’m going to beat you to death with a prosthetic limb and leave you to rot in a motel bathroom.

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Always Be Covering: Embrace the Props

Friday, October 23rd, 2009

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It’s good to be back in the saddle after trading places with Ufford last week. Hopefully this week I can pick up right where I left off last time around. Today I’ll be picking three games with another three prop bets for good measure.

On to the picks!

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Always Be Covering: Unless You Love Cancer And Hate Breasts

Friday, October 2nd, 2009

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October is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month, and once again the NFL is working alongside the American Cancer Society to raise awareness about the disease. That means over the course of the next month you’re going to get an eyeful of more pink than Matt Leinart on spring break with various players sporting pink equipment because it looks cool and attracts attention they are deeply committed to this important cause.

While the pink infusion won’t have any direct impact on the games themselves, it will play a key roll in determining my favorite prop bet of the week.

On to the picks!

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Always Be Covering: Especially In Gambling Mecca

Friday, September 25th, 2009

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There’s breasts in them thar pads!

It’s an extra special week for my gambling habit, because I’m heading out to Vegas this afternoon. Somehow I’ve never been in Vegas during football season, so this is the weekend I finally rectify that situation. I’m not going with my group of righteous bros to show everyone how hard we throw down. Instead I’m going in my capacity as a blogger–and lover of both food and sports gambling–to check out the new Lagasse Stadium at the Palazzo.

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Always Be Covering: On The Comeback Trail

Friday, September 18th, 2009

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Look into those eyes long enough and you too will learn to love the Jets.

If you bet against my picks last week then you’re sitting pretty going into Week 2. And if you didn’t bet against my picks, I have to ask, why not? I tried to tell you, I’m f*cking terrible at this.

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Always Be Covering: Gambling Season Returns

Friday, September 11th, 2009

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Ah, that’s a sweet sight. Thanks to reader Randy for sending along a picture of his first legal NFL wager in the great state of Delaware. Good luck on that parlay, big spender!

The NFL is back, and by some miracle there’s actually a little bit of money sitting in my neglected Bodog account. So what the hell, let’s indulge in another season of impulsive gambling!

Now before we get to this week’s bets, a quick refresher…

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Friday, May 15th, 2009

wayne3Delaware: Now Dabbling In Cultural Relevancy. After an initial set-back Delaware Governor/American Hero Jack Markell signed the controversial sports gambling bill into law, meaning that you’ll be able to legally wager on NFL games starting this season. Three of the state’s “racinos” (Harrington, Dover, and Delaware Park) will be taking action, although what kind of action remains up in the air. Most likely they’ll offer NFL lottery bets (crappy parlays) but there is a chance that the state Supreme Court could recommend single-game wagering, that is if they have the requisite balls (I’m looking at you, Justice Carolyn Berger). What a time to be alive. [Biz Journal]

Thursday, May 7th, 2009

sports-bettingDelaware: 222 years of suck. The state’s House of Representatives blocked Governor McKickass in his attempt to bring legalized sports gambling to a state whose only real tourist draw is a big gay beach. Oh well, it looks like I’ll just have to spend another season giving my money to overseas sports books starting….NOW!