When we last Red Sox City mayor Peter King, he was imploring you to visit the Mannings if you’re ever in New Orleans. No, really! Go! Their door is open and waiting JUST FOR YOU! Olivia has a peach crumble in the oven, and Archie desperately needs someone to talk to about his sons.

So what about this week? Did airport security finally check Peter’s toiletries, as he hoped they would? (Note to TSA officials: that device you find in his dopp kit? It’s only a weapon OF LOVE.) Will he enjoy more movies about life, such as Precocious: Based On The Novel Tush By William Safire? Read on. A smart man told me retardery lay ahead!

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