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	<title>Kissing Suzy Kolber &#187; future draft picks of the New England Patriots</title>
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		<title>Pats Fans, Meet Your New God</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sure they&#8217;re all &#8220;white&#8221;, but how many of them can handle a fungo bat? The New England might have missed out on the playoffs, but that just means they&#8217;ll have [...]]]></description>
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<center><i>Sure they&#8217;re all &#8220;white&#8221;, but how many of them can handle a fungo bat?</i></center></p>
<p>The New England might have missed out on the playoffs, but that just means they&#8217;ll have extra time to scout for the 2009 NFL Draft before Scott Pioli bolts town. So which player can you expect to draw the eye of Red Sox Nation? Well let&#8217;s just say he&#8217;s a former baseball player who played SIX positions before settling in as a receiver for the Rice Owls (former home of one Larry Izzo). Sure James Casey is a 24 year-old sophomore with limited football experience, but by god, look at that white man spin!</p>
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<p>He&#8217;s like Welkah! mixed with a white Troy Vincent!</p>
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