Kissing Suzy Kolber » fucking soldiers http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Thu, 09 Feb 2012 21:45:44 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/02/12218.html http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/02/12218.html#comments Fri, 27 Feb 2009 17:57:29 +0000 Christmas Ape http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=12218 I’M A FUCKING PIRATE! Kellen Winslow shipped to the Tampa theater of the great NFL war concern in exchange for munitions and draft picks. Who else could replace Jerramy Stevens?

]]> http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/02/12218.html/feed 35 Where the F*ck Is Waldo Winslow? http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/05/where-the-fck-is-waldo-winslow.html http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/05/where-the-fck-is-waldo-winslow.html#comments Thu, 22 May 2008 20:50:15 +0000 Unsilent Majority http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=1977

The Cleveland Browns have been wondering exactly where the fuck their Pro Bowl tight end has been hiding out this offseason. Fortunately, our intrepid field reporters managed to capture a snapshot that shows our missing protagonist in action. Can you pick out the real Kellen from all of the impostors?


Hint: He’s one of the fucking soldiers.

Not to worry Browns, Drew Rosenhaus is on the case!

Yeah assholes, why should he have to pick up the (SPRINT MOBILE!) phone and tell his coach where he’s at? For soldiers like Winslow, leaking such information could put his entire unit in danger.

Photoshop by Ape

Video via FanHaus FanHouse

Waldo image via JTrue

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