The Lamest Conversation of All Time; Or, There Wasn’t Time for a Game of Squash
Monday, October 1st, 2007Friday Evening…
Me: Hi, Eli. Matt. Nice to meet you. Can I get a picture?
Eli Manning: Sure.
Me: Thanks.
Eli: …
Me: Wow. You’re really tall. That doesn’t come across on television.
Eli: Well, everyone else is tall, too.
Me: Ah. Well, good luck on Sunday… night, is it?
Eli: Yup. Thanks.
