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FUCK YOU BRETT FAVRE

The Ol’ Wily Ultimate Warrior Gets Greased Again

By Christmas Ape | 36 comments

I think Brett Favre started this game only so ESPN could have one more quarter of stroking him long and hard before Corey Wootton could bounce his head off the rock-hard turf.

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Sorry, Webbslinger – The Dongslinger Rides Again

By Christmas Ape | 41 comments

Needs More Warm Air Tarp Brett Favre is pulling some last minute dramatics that suggest he might start.

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Photoshops Are Open For Business

By Christmas Ape | 47 comments

It's easy to say this has been a generous past seven days, with Tony Romo's shoulder getting destroyed and now Brett Favre getting his stupid jaw dislocated from his dumb stubblecockface, but it's a new week.

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FUCK YOU BRETT FAVRE

From Sex Pics To Pick Six And Various Other Imaginary New York Post Headlines

By Christmas Ape | 77 comments

Jeebus Retweeting Christ, if I ever manage to forgive ESPN for the thousands of other disgusting things they've done to sports, I'm not sure I'll be able to get over the travishamockery this broadcast was tonight.

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FUCK YOU BRETT FAVRE

Move It Along, Folks – Nothing To See Here

By Christmas Ape | 37 comments

Visanthe Shiancoe and Brittfar vs. Santonio Holmes and Special Guest Mystery Dong Why, just a few weeks ago, the biggest storyline going for this game would be the return of Dickabod Crane from his four-game suspension.

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Football Returns Just In Time For Brett Favre To Die

By Christmas Ape | 20 comments

Vikings at Saints NFL Kickoff Let's all give a nice welcome to our new live blog administrator, StuScottBooyahs.

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And…Here We Go Again

By Monday Morning Punter | 54 comments

WILL HE OR WON'T HE 2010 is officially underway--Brett Favre has reportedly told teammates that he intends to retire and not play in a 20th NFL season this fall.

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No, No, NO! It’s Not Favrenstein, It’s Favrenstein’s MONSTER

By Christmas Ape | 40 comments

I can't tell you how many times I've had to correct people on that.

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