I grew up thinking that burning a church down would be a terrible thing to do. But no, actually. Turns out that was wrong. There’s a time and a place for everything.

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If you thought the 19-0 shit was out of hand last year, you might want to sit down for this one. Somebody in Pittsburgh has already deemed Super Bowl XLIII a foregone conclusion, and started a line of apparel that…um…well…just read the fucking blockquote:

A Pittsburgh-area printing company is releasing its newest Pittsburgh Steelers T-shirt today to area retailers. All Pro Embroidery and Screen Printing is releasing its “On The Road To Sixburgh” T-shirt to retailers as the Steelers attempt to be the first franchise to win six Super Bowls.

Steelers MVP linebacker and NFL Defensive Player Of The Year James Harrison is featured on the shirt.

Their next line of shirts? Hopefully something like, “Big Ben Has Full Recovery From Concussion.” Dickbags.

[WPXI]