Kissing Suzy Kolber » fuck fran foley http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Thu, 09 Feb 2012 21:45:44 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 I’m So Excited, I Could Run Into Another Brick Wall! http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/im-so-excited-i-could-run-into-another-brick-wall.html http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/im-so-excited-i-could-run-into-another-brick-wall.html#comments Wed, 17 Sep 2008 17:31:04 +0000 Big Daddy Drew http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=4489

What’s that? I get to start? Me?

HOLY SHIT! THAT IS AWESOME! I WASN’T EVEN PLANNING TO BE IN THE LEAGUE THIS YEAR! I WAS GONNA GO SAILING!

It just goes to show you, if you work hard, and if the guy in front of you displays no acumen for the position whatsoever, that you can get your opportunity to be barely adequate! NICE! I’m so fucking jazzed, I just wanna… I GOTTA BASH MY HEAD INTO SOMETHING!

/bashes head into wall

Oooh, ow, I think I just got a stinger in my right arm. I feel a little woozy.

I can’t see out of one eye now.

But whatever! Frerotte’s ready frire some frucking passes!

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