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A Lifetime Of Titans Servitude Can Be Peyton’s

By Christmas Ape | 4 comments

The newest fad in Peyton-wooing is mortgaging the chance of maybe a few years of decent production out of Fetushead by offering him a future front office job.

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Megabucks For Megatron – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 38 comments

The Lions have bestowed the biggest contract extension in NFL history on Calvin Johnson to the tune of seven years worth $132 million with roughly $60 million in supposedly-guaranteed-but-maybe-not money.

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Fake Patrick Willis Has A Very Lucrative Deformity

By Christmas Ape | 21 comments

Over the weekend a couple readers pointed us in the direction of this widely circulated screenshot of a hilariously fake Facebook exchange between Patrick Willis and a teenage girl.

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Ranking The Future Peyton Manning Failure Possibilities

By Christmas Ape | 65 comments

In the day since Peyton was very ceremoniously cast off by the Colts, we've learned that Pey-Pey reportedly plans to pick his new home within a week and that he would prefer to remain in the AFC.

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It’s So Hard To Say Goodbye… To Pey-Pey

By Christmas Ape | 29 comments

We're closing out Peyton Release Day on a tender note, y'all.

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R.I.P. Peyton Manning

By Christmas Ape | 81 comments

Peyton Manning has left the Colts, just like everyone said he would.

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Here Lies Kevin Kolb’s Jowly Sad Face

By Christmas Ape | 17 comments

With Peyton Manning on the verge of officially being on the market, a bunch of middling quarterbacks are about to get their feelings hurt.

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