That’s right. I shaved my head, in case you can’t tell by the big honking photo that your office manager down the hall has been creaming about for an hour. People don’t notice for four days when you get your hair cut, but when I do, it’s on front pages in places where they don’t even believe in Christ. This is big news, obviously. Anytime I do anything, it’s news, OF COURSE, but when I do stuff with my appearance, it’s extra big news. Because anything with photos is like easy pickins for media outlets, like for me when I play the Denver Donkeydicks.

Can we give this a rest? I been in camp not long enough to tell Norv he’s a goat scroat for a chin when all these leery media types start asking why? Why the bald head, Phil?

Read the rest of this entry »