Posts Tagged: football fan’s manifesto

book whoring

By Christmas Ape | 11 comments

ONE LAST TRICK FOR THIS BOOK WHORE.

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By Christmas Ape | 10 comments

WEEK OF BOOK WHORING WHORES ON.

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book whoring

Finally, a Football Book That Tells You What to Do

By Christmas Ape | 43 comments

Today marks the release of my second greatest literary achievement after the fake Philip Rivers Twitter feed, the surpassingly awesome (don't wanna oversell it) The Football Fan's Manifesto.

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KSK Kontent Klearinghouse: The LenWhale Diet Plan and NFL’s Wacky Races

By Christmas Ape | 72 comments

Here's a video showing the real victims of the final-until-two-weeks-from-now Brett Favre retirement: media whores.

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book whoring

Kimble Anders Done Screwed the Pooch

By Christmas Ape | 47 comments

The following is the winning entry in the tip contest for The Football Fan's Manifesto (here's an interview I did about the book for The New York Times' Fifth Down Blog).

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book whoring

The Football Fan’s Manifesto Viral Video of Literary Violence and Bookkake

By Christmas Ape | 64 comments

HarperCollins asked me to come up with a video to help promote my football-themed compendium of lazy dick jokery, so I came up with an idea that would best entertain me.

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book whoring

By Christmas Ape | 56 comments

A REARMINDER TO ASS US SEXBAG QUESTIONS.

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book whoring

The KSK Football Fan’s Manifesto Tip Contest

By Christmas Ape | 78 comments

That there is the front and back cover of my upcoming book, "The Football Fan's Manifesto", a clarion call to return fandom to its debauched roots that doubles as an all-encompassing guide to being a sufficiently deranged NFL fan.

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