CNBC’s Darren Rovell did a story yesterday about athletes receiving free schwag or making a quick buck by endorsing goods or services on Twitter. Intrigued, we did a quick search and found that a number of our favorite NFL figures were already cashing in on the phenomenon. Check it out:

TheBen: “15 KILL STREAK ON CALL OF DUTY BEATS SUPER BOWL RING ANYDAY”

Percy_Harvin: Big thanks to Magic Bus head shop on Broad Ripple for hooking me up with that sweet-ass Graffix bong while I was at the combine in Indy.

PacmanJones: Yo yo Pacman down wid Belvedere Vodka. O YOU GON DRANK WID MR. BELVEDERE, BITCH. Chuh chuh 4:15PM from the strizzay

TankJohnson: Much love to Target World of Cincinnati for the new AR-15. This is going to come in handy.

Kyle_Orton: Can I just support every bar in Denver?

TheMikeVickExperience: Shout out to my boys at the Leavenworth Commissary for hooking it up with this badass shiv…I mean toothbrush. Yes, toothbrush. sent from prison

The_Terrell_Owens: I supposed to tell yall about Northtown Kia, but then they say I only got 140 letters. Bitch you trippin. IM TO BABY! I’m gone to take as ma

JayCutler: Paxil is okay, I guess. 3:39PM from the bar

Eli+Manning: OMG! JUST GOT THE COOLEST MIRROR FROM HOBOKEN ANTIQUES. IT’S REFLECTY!

JoshMcD: Any player who doesn’t tweet me back is fucking cut. 4:34AM from office cot

TonyRomo: Thanks Taco Bell, for making nothing my baby can turn down.

HinesWald: Foll best time, make it a Santoli time. Even if it made by Japanese asswhore.

MartyB: Don’t no grocery store got ladyfarts like Kroger got ladyfarts.

RaiderMilt: When traveling, use Hertz IF NOT, YOU A BITCH! YOU A FAGGOT!

TomBrady: Is that a paparazzo following my feed? Gisele, alert our Frontline Security snipers. Frontline Security has the BEST snipers. 12:15PM from hot tub filled with Veuve Cliquot

SI_PeterKing: Sam?! SAM! Who do I tweet for a South End Buttery latte? JACK BOWERS IS DYING AND I NEED MY BUTTERY FIX. 4:59AM from Jillian’s

Jared_Allen: I hole heartedly recomend Twin City Limozine. Their much cheaper then a 3RD offence D.U.I.

FlorioPFT: Hey guys, just wanted to tell you all about the new and expanded family plan from Sprint Mobile. You can even get reception in West Virginia!

Clinton_Portis: AT EASTERN MOTORS
Antwaan_Randle_El: YOUR JOB’S YOUR CREDIT
Chris_Cooley: AT EASTERN MOTORS
Clinton_Portis: DANCE MOVE! DANCE MOVE ON THE CAMERA!

CountAl: Ven yoor blood bank says no, VEST END BLOOD BANK says YES! 5:35AM from stone coffin

Unsilent: RT @Clinton Portis AT EASTERN MOTORS
Unsilent: RT @Antwaan Randle El YOUR JOB’S YOUR CREDIT
Unsilent: RT @Chris Cooley AT EASTERN MOTORS

CorporatePeezy: Looking for the best in fine dining? Try Maggiano’s. THEY KNOW HOW TO GIVE RESPECT!

AaronSchatz: Finally, the ability to look down your nose at anomalous championship teams… IN AN IPHONE APP.

GreggEasterbrook: Have you read my book “The Progress Paradox” yet? Well, that’s why you’re searching for happiness via Twitter’s ultimately empty vessel. @:38PM from oak-laden study

PlaxicoB: Shout out to my boys at Ignacio’s– best tailor in Manhattan. Open 24hrs & specializing in mending bullet holes in men’s trousers.

GiantEndOsi: Nothing gets fecal matter of your sheets like Gain! Not that I would know. 8:39PM from toilet pillow

PeytonManning: Best Buy Target Lowes Home Depot Sprint WalMart Verizon Capital One Chunky Soup

Madden2010: Whoa hey BOOM gurph! I urghala retired! Looks like I’ll durgaurga be needing durrr advice there of that Charles Schwab guy pfffrrrrt

JeffGarciaIsNoRat: Did you know that Oakland’s White Horse Inn serves a caramel appletini? Because they do and they’re delish!

Favre4: So when you need to work the land, remember the Garden Weasel. 5:00PM from glass penthouse

BrandonThaMarshall: If you’re going to put your hand through a TV, blame it on a McDonald’s bag. McDonald’s: I’m blamin’ it! 4:57PM from hospital

Eyeshade21: For lucky best wash use Mr. Sparkle.

MiamiTice: StubHub is without question your best destination for unloading those valuable Super Bowl tickets.

KINGLASERFFACE: For mouth eye treatment, count on Dr. Harvey Mack, board certified in Opthaorthadontology. WHAT? HUH? FUCK YOU! 3:45 PM from airplane flying next to errant pass

Chris_Cooley: No one does fuck portraits like Sears does fuck portraits. take it from a fuck portrait pro! 11:00PM from wife’s vagina

HinesWald: Many sank yous to Ru Ru’s Nooder Bal. Numbel one best nooder it Pissburgh!

TheRealMcMahon: Wanna get your dick hard? Male Vitality Performance has your bases covered.

HurdyGurdyQB: Genuine Ipecac Syrup is all I need to bring out my best on game day.

RaeCarruth: Need a quick place to nap or hideout from the cops? Try the trunk of a Dodge Stratus. Plenty of room for you as well as the food, water, and piss bottles you’ll need.

Then there is some Twitter fail that we don’t have to make up…

[ thanks to KSK reader Peter E. for the Peter K. pic ]