Flubby found this awesome image, but was too busy trying to get his financial planner on the phone to post it himself. I really don’t have anything to add, but if you were to flip this wheel over, every slot would earn you a free spin. 

Image from here, and one more after the jump.

He has been known to enjoy ham and cheese on white bread with miracle whip alongside a tall glass of warm milk.

He began puberty at the age of ten, but he didn’t finish until he was twenty-six.

His imaginary friend has a Masters degree in applied mathematics and suffers from social anxiety disorder.

He is from New Orleans, but his personality screams “Mississippi!”

He doesn’t just pose for the cover of Men’s Vogue, he is Men’s Vogue.

On his honeymoon he mastered Sudoku for Kids.

He is the inspiration behind the Banana Guard.

He is the least interesting man in the world…

I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.

/sips from sippy cup

Stay thirsty, my friends.

“Ever since I’ve rededicated my life to Christ I’ve caught way more persecution now,” he said. “But it’s a beautiful thing because I know it’s a breakthrough coming for me. I welcome it. What makes me any better than Christ? He was persecuted and I’ve been persecuted. My teammates know where my heart is. They know where my mind is at.”

It’s good to see Roy finding his inner-messiah. Hopefully he’ll continue to horse collar all of the non-believers into submission.

Bad MS Paint by Flubby

The Oklahoman via FanHouse

This clip is 5 seconds long. I dare you not to watch it 40 times in a row.

Credit to flubby, who always finds the best shit.