“Your mother and I want you to have a good time this weekend. Maybe you’ll go to the batting cages with the fellows or catch a picture-show with your best gal. Whatever you do, if someone offers you a “reefer”, run away as fast as you can and call 911 immediately. Reader’s Digest says that a “bad trip” is not very “groovy”. I clipped the article, it’s on the front of the fridge if you want to read it. I also put a copy in your sock drawer. Maybe you want to show it to some of your friends. All we want is for you to not to grow up to be a burnt-out hipster uploading shoe-gazer NFL fight songs on YouTube. That’s not too much to ask, is it?”

If you voted for the Lion or Bengal, avert your gaze at once.
These pictures are not for you!

Lots more of this lass can be found here. You’re welcome.