Posts Tagged: firing up my fantasy players

Dallas Fucking Clark

Thanks, Dallas Clark, For Assfisting Me Yet Again

By Monday Morning Punter | 39 comments

They say prostitution is the world's oldest profession, and if that's true, Dallas Clark, kindly consider yourself a proprietor of the trade, because again I've plunked down money in a fantasy football league, and once again you've fucked me like I was a woozy Osaka cheerleader in a first-class rail car.


Sign Up