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Dallas Fucking Clark
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Thanks, Dallas Clark, For Assfisting Me Yet Again

Thanks, Dallas Clark, For Assfisting Me Yet Again

By Monday Morning Punter | 39 comments

They say prostitution is the world's oldest profession, and if that's true, Dallas Clark, kindly consider yourself a proprietor of the trade, because again I've plunked down money in a fantasy football league, and once again you've fucked me like I was a woozy Osaka cheerleader in a first-class rail car.

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