Posts Tagged: fat humps

injured pey-pey

Fetushead Cannibalism Creates Possibility For Perfect Fat Hump Story

By Christmas Ape | 635 comments

We've bagged on Colts fans plenty since Battleship Manning ran aground on Neck AIDS Island.

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captain caveman

Sad Colts Fan Is Sad

By Captain Caveman | 54 comments

Don't mind me, just putting this here so we all can have it forever.

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New York Jets

Fat Humps Drizzle Costas Ejaculate On Popcorn Troughs

By Christmas Ape | 324 comments

NBC couldn't possibly be more thrilled to get Manning on one of their two playoff broadcasts this season.

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An Uncharacteristically Competent Game? From Fetushead?

By Christmas Ape | 40 comments

"To the woodshed, where we film and then watch hours of me beating you.

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bitter pey-pey

The 12 Days Of Manningfacemas

By Christmas Ape | 80 comments

Peyton Manning has thrown 11 interceptions in his past three games.

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fat humps

Battle Of Quarterbacks Who Can Throw To Anybody

By Christmas Ape | 81 comments

Hey Fatasspolis, remember when I came into your snack shack and kicked your dumpy dimpled asses back to the discount candy aisle at CVS.

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In Which An AFC South Showdown Destroys The Possibly Deciding Game Of The World Series

By Christmas Ape | 14 comments

Jacob Tamme's Time To Shine! The Texans trashed the Fat Humps in Week 1 with Arian Foster running for 231 yards and three touchdowns.

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captain caveman

Drunk and Shirtless in a Canal at 5 a.m. Is PRECISELY How You Should Spend Your Bye Week

By Captain Caveman | 70 comments

Colts punter Pat McAfee was released from jail earlier today, after police found him shirtless and soaking wet from a swim in a city canal at 5 a.

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