If you think June is too early to be talking about fantasy football, then fuck you. It’s never too early to get into the stats and trends. Although, May probably is too early. But, it’s never too early to get your league together, just to make sure you get your group set and do all the admin bullsh so it doesn’t interfere with your draft prep.
Some of you may already be wondering: is KSK starting a fantasy league this year?
Yes, we are.
A keeper league, no less. And we want one of you to join us. But if you want in, you’ve gotta try out. We’re looking for a commenter that knows the roto** game, and will hold his or her own in a 14-team keeper league.
This is the group of 13 that we have so far. I think you’ll agree that the list is long and distinguished, like my johnson:
Yours Truly
Big Daddy Drew
Christmas Ape
Unsilent “The Maj” Majority
Flubby
Will Leitch
Rob “Combudsman” Iracane
Dan Shanoff
Awful Announcing
Jamie Mottram
Dan “Steinz” Steinberg
J.E. Skeets
D.J. Gallo
We’re still hashing out the rules** for the league, so don’t ask. As for how you apply, the only rule is that there are no rules. You can submit an original pic, your shitty photoshop work, or even something you wrote. We don’t care what you send in, provided that it’s original and illustrates your badassery in some respectable manner.
Submit your artistry to kissingsuzykolber@gmail.com, and send as many entries as you want. The better entries will be posted here on our site. The best entry will get a team in our league. The shitty entries will earn you nothing but scorn.
So if you think you can hang with this cadre, get your entries into us by June 30.
**We ARE doing head-to-head scoring.
