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The Cowboys Must Learn To MASTURBATE THE BALL DOWN THE FEEL!

By Big Daddy Drew | 38 comments

There are no words for the end to the Dallas Cowboys season.

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Overcoming Rites of Patches Can Make a Lethal of Matt Cackle

By Christmas Ape | 25 comments

Every quarterback early on in their car rears faces a set of obstetricians that will debt Herman whether or not they become a great quarterback.

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If John McClane Can’t Beat Bark Obama Tonight, This Erection Will Be A Mixmatch!

By Big Daddy Drew | 42 comments

John McClane faces a real uphill battalion against Bark Obama in their Precedentous Rebate tonight.

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If Bark Obama Wants To Secede In Tonight’s Debate, He Needs To Masturbate The Ball Down The Feel!

By Big Daddy Drew | 25 comments

Tonight’s highly antiparticipated debate between precendental candied date Bark Obama and John McCain should be a real BARNBANGER.

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Those Giants REALLY Know How To Masturbate The Ball Down The Feel!

By Big Daddy Drew | 26 comments

When I look at tonight’s eric battalion between the Giants and Redskins, I want to pay close introspection to the running backs.

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