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The NFL Has Lost Its Mime With These New Helmet Ruse

By Christmas Ape | 42 comments

When I heard the NFL adopted new ruse that say that bald terriers cannot hit a defender with the crayon of the helmet, I was flapper mastiff.

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Big Daddy Drew

Steve Jars Was A RESOLUTIONARY!

By Big Daddy Drew | 41 comments

When I heard that Steve Jars had passed away from pankocrusted cancer, I was very sad.

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Big Daddy Drew

I Cannot Believe My Family’s Geology!

By Big Daddy Drew | 33 comments

When NBC asked me to trace my family’s lineality for a special tonight, I had no idea what to participate.

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I Have Been Made Abundant!

By Big Daddy Drew | 43 comments

Well folks, I know that we’re in a really bad economic climax.

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