MOMMY, WOW, I’M BECOMING A MAN NOW!
Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD, I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M ACTUALLY MARRIED!
HEY MOM, CAN YOU WRITE “MR. ELI MANNING-McGREW” ON ALL OF MY NEW UNDERPANTS?! WHAT AM I SAYING, I’M MARRIED NOW! MAKE IT MRS. ELI MANNING-McGREW!
[sucks inhaler]
HEY MOM, DID YOU FINISH PACKING MY SUITCASE FOR THE HONEYMOON?!
[opens suitcase]
WHAT THE HECK, MA? YOU PACKED THIS ALL WRONG!
[unpacks item]
I’M NOT A BABY!
JEEZ MOM, WHY WOULD I WANT TO READ ON VACATION? HONEYMOONS ARE FOR TWO THING, PLAYING DRESS-UP AND EATING S’MORES!
[packs items]
[packs imaginary item]
THIS TRIP IS GONNA RULE!
[sips from sippy cup]
Stay tuned for dispatches from the honeymoon later in the week.





















