Luke: Thanks for taking a chance on me, Coach Morris.

Raheem: My pleasure, Luke. Now, I can’t guarantee you a starting spot right away. But I do promise an open competition.

Luke: That’s all I ever wanted, Coach. I just want a fair shot. If I fall on my face, so be it. But I promise you, you will get my absolute best.

Raheem: Well, lemme show you the weight room.

Hovan: (squatting one rep of 500 with knee wraps on) GAHHH WHAT A RUSH!!! I’M SO FUCKING PSYCHED FOR THE SEASON… RAAHHH!!! BREAKDOWN! BREAKDOWN! BREAKDOWN! HYUNH!

ALL PRO THIS YEAR! ALL PRO THIS YEAR! FUCK YES!

Luke: Holy shit, is he always like that?

Raheem: Pretty much. You’ll learn to ignore him like the rest of us have. Anyway Luke, before we get started, I do want to talk to you about one thing.

Luke: What’s that?

Raheem: Well, it’s about your competition…

(puerta flies open)

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