Posts Tagged: DUI

indianapolis colts

Police release helicopter footage of Jim Irsay’s DUI arrest

By PFT Commenter | 23 comments

h/t to @jksmlmf for the leak photo Lets talk about Jim Irsays drunk driving arrest today and what a absolute load of corned-beef baloney it is that it "happened" on St.

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desean jackson

Heres a iPhone app for drunk NFL players to get sober rides home from fans

By PFT Commenter | 26 comments

Attention NFL players. Every Superbowl theres some showoff like a Eugene Robinson or a Barrett Robbins who lets his team down by getting arrested and being a distraction. So if you go out and have one to many drinks I've invented a safe way for you to get home.

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denver broncos

Broncos DUI Report: Non-Front Office Edition

By Christmas Ape | 14 comments

On the day that the Broncos announced team-imposed suspensions for the DUI arrests of personnel executives Tom Heckert and Matt Russell, the team revealed that one of its players, second-year lineman Quentin Saulsberry, was busted for a DUI back in May.

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Woohoo, More Patriots Arrests!

By Christmas Ape | 31 comments

Patriots cornerback Alfonzo Dennard was earlier this off-season convicted of assaulting a police officer stemming from a bar fight in 2012.

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The Broncos Front Office Is Full Of DUIs

By Christmas Ape | 26 comments

Matt Russell, the Broncos director of player personnel, was charged with DUI after hitting two cars on Saturday night.

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Al Michaels Got Busted For a DUI

By Christmas Ape | 49 comments

More than likely, if we're posting during a weekend in the off-season, it's because football people been misbehavin'.

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Marshawn Got In Trouble With The Skittlebrau

By Christmas Ape | 43 comments

Marshawn Lynch is coming off a career year that landed him a new long-term deal with the Seahawks a couple months back.

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aldon smith

We Want Our Deep Dish, Too – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 18 comments

Football news sucks right now, so here's a belligerent old man losing his sh*t and throwing dishes at a Cici's Pizza because he hasn't been served his deep dish.

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The Jaguars Ruined Memes – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 31 comments

Jaguars fans had a kewt meme via fake Shahid Khan mustaches.

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Jerome Felton: Dollar Menuing While Intoxicated

By Christmas Ape | 11 comments

Though the second-degree DWI arrest of Jerome Felton occurred early on Saturday, technically about a day prior to the Justin Blackmon blackout fest, the news of it is coming out just now, so while it might seem like Felton was inadvertently trying to one-up Blackmon for boozy high jinx, it's actually the other way around.

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