Posts Tagged: drunks


NFL Working On Universal Bans For Ejected Fans

By Christmas Ape | 53 comments

NFL to give security smart readers to input information about ejected fans.

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Loaded Lambeau Lushes Lubricated with Liquor

By Trevor Risk | 5 comments

Green Bay Press-Gazette reporter is live tweeting disorderly ejections from Lambeau.


The NFL Episode V: the DUIs Strike Back

By Christmas Ape | 15 comments

Redskins linebacker Keenan Robinson tweeted that his car was struck by a drunk driver after Thursday night's loss.

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Heres a iPhone app for drunk NFL players to get sober rides home from fans

By PFT Commenter | 26 comments

Attention NFL players. Every Superbowl theres some showoff like a Eugene Robinson or a Barrett Robbins who lets his team down by getting arrested and being a distraction. So if you go out and have one to many drinks I've invented a safe way for you to get home.

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Drunk Bears Fan Race Ends Smashingly

By Christmas Ape | 33 comments

Hmm. I remember Walter Payton being better than that.

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The Greatest Tailgate Sponsorship Ever

By Christmas Ape | 2 comments

[via] A tailgating bus sponsored by a law firm that specializes in DWI and personal injury cases.


“Gene Simmons Just Sh*t On Me” – Tales From The Stadium

By Sarah Sprague | 17 comments

  It's easy to get wrapped up in the WOOOOOOOOOOOO FOOTBALL IS BACK mentality that permeates both NCAA and NFL coverage in the fall, so let's take a second to remind ourselves that not everything involved with game days is so awesome that mid-February through mid-August might as well not exist.