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Jeff Reed, Too ELITE for AFL AND CFL, Attempting NFL Comeback

By Sarah Sprague | 34 comments

Paper towel dispensers across the South shuddered with fear today when the news broke that Sheetz bathroom terrorist Jeff Reed is attempting an NFL comeback with the Titans

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By Christmas Ape | 13 comments

STEELERS MAKE SWITCH TO LESS BOOZY TERRIBLE KICKER After years of putting up with his embarrassing antics and short kickoffs, the Steelers have finally had enough with Jeff Reed.

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Drunk and Shirtless in a Canal at 5 a.m. Is PRECISELY How You Should Spend Your Bye Week

By Captain Caveman | 70 comments

Colts punter Pat McAfee was released from jail earlier today, after police found him shirtless and soaking wet from a swim in a city canal at 5 a.

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O’Skippy’s Haymakers Fail to Impress Constable

By Christmas Ape | 25 comments

Jeff Reed has once again reinforced his rock-solid reputation as douche of the drunkenist order by getting a police citation yesterday after the Steelers win at home against Cleveland.

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Jeff Reed to paper towel dispenser: “YOU GOT KTFO, MAN!!!”

By flubby | 39 comments

Pittsburgh Steelers kicker Jeff Reed was cited for criminal mischief and disorderly contact this morning in New Alexandria, Pennsylvania after he totally kicked the ass of a gas station paper towel dispenser.

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Your Ass Has Something to Say And Jeff Reed Wants to Make Sure Everyone Hears It

By Christmas Ape | 24 comments

Having gotten his drank on in Tampa, Jeff Reed now embarks on an offseason of sitting at tables with large bottles of Grey Goose and sticking microphones up guys' asses.

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By flubby | 20 comments

Well tanks fer nuttchin'.

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You Can’t Have the Steelers in the Super Bowl Without Jeff Reed Getting Hammered

By Christmas Ape | 91 comments

Jeff Reed getting drunk at a Tampa bar in a wacky "Chillin' with my Peeps" shirt.

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The CFL is a chickenshit operation

By flubby | 29 comments

In the States he is known as “the idiot kicker”; in his native land he is simply “the kicker.

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Tiara And Sash a Good Look for Drunken Kickers

By Christmas Ape | 34 comments

With Santonio Holmes matching his team record for pictures of his dick hitting the intarwebs, it was only a matter time before Steelers kicker Jeff Reed responded with more drunken debauchery.

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