Business must not be too good, poor thing can’t even afford clothes that fit her.

Rumors have been flying concerning the Reggie Bush-Kim Kardashian split, but this is the one we like the best. Radar Online is reporting that a sexy Latina model was behind the breakup. Now she is ready to sell her story for cold hard cash:

“The model claimed a months-long affair that included hookups in Los Angeles, Las Vegas and Miami and included X-rated texts and phone messages. Kim was aware of the model’s charges and furious about it.”

The model’s last name appeared in the original version of the the post, but has since been redacted. However, KSK has reason to believe she is Carmen Ortega of Miami, who, in addition to being an attractive young woman, is also the president of South Beach Exotic Rentals.

While KSK does not condone cheating on your significant other…, but, um…
yeah, what we were we talking about again?

More pics after the jump…

I said ‘Hey Carmen, c’mon let’s go downtown.’

Luckiest. Rock. Ever.

[ HT: Radar Online, Uncoached, Gorilla Mask ]