HASSAN CHOP!

Even if Jay Glazer has cornered the market of NFL player MMA instruction, perhaps there’s still room in the burgeoning athlete fitness marketplace for Drew Rosenhaus to school them in the ways of the Flaming Brick Chop. Why should pass rushers merely push over opposing blockers when they can cleave them at the midsection with their mighty hands? Sure, for full effect you need to set the victim on fire first, but Rosenhaus was just getting ready to tell you the following lesson is FIRE BREATH.

Also, he’s gonna have to up his take when your rookie contract is being renegotiated.

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