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Mahhkie Mark Was Being A Fackin Hardo Pats Fan

By Christmas Ape | 24 comments

While he's actually been a serviceable actor in some of his movies, the only real use I have for Mark Wahlberg are the tales of his towering dickishness, whether it be him claiming he would have stopped 9/11 if he were on one of the hijacked planes, that he knew who was going to win all the Oscars before the show because he has a friend at PriceWaterhouse To that, we can add the time he flipped out on his wife after his buddy TAWMMY BRADY and the rest of the Patriots lost the Super Bowl this year.

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“I’d Be Very Hesitant To Let My Son Have His Perfect Life”

By Christmas Ape | 14 comments

Proving for once and all that troll genius is hereditary, Tom Brady's father told Mike Silver that, were his son just now starting out with football, he would have to weigh the matter very carefully before allowing him to strap on a helmet.

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Football Solstice Pagan Rituals – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 17 comments

I support making the Football Solstice a recognized holiday with its own set of debauched rituals.

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‘Call Me Brady’ Is The Perfect Troll Brady Summer Jam

By Christmas Ape | 22 comments

Now that Tom Brady has a fun new 'do just in time for summer, all we have to do to now is find the perfect breezy pop song to blast with the top down on the way to the local tiki bar.

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Faux Naux! Brady Still Ain’t Care

By Christmas Ape | 18 comments

Fresh off an appearance at the Kentucky Derby where he was upstaged by teammate Wes Welker in the arena of pretentious menswear, Tom Brady paid a visit to the Met Gala in New York on Monday pulling out all the stops.

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Don’t Hurt Orakpo, Cooch – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 14 comments

Mike Shanahan drove his golf cart into the one that 'Skins linebacker/odd choice for Geico pitchman Brian Orakpo was riding during a tournament today at Trump National, which is touted as being in D.

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KSK Kontent Klearinghouse: Introducing Bradying, Te-snowing

By Christmas Ape | 77 comments

- The new sensation sweeping Troll Nation: Bradying, which involves people adopting Tom Brady's sullen pose of defeat from the Super Bowl.

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¬°Ole!

By Christmas Ape | 45 comments

When Nacho is called upon to block, that is when he truly becomes The Matador.

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