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Football Solstice Pagan Rituals – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 17 comments

I support making the Football Solstice a recognized holiday with its own set of debauched rituals.

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‘Call Me Brady’ Is The Perfect Troll Brady Summer Jam

By Christmas Ape | 22 comments

Now that Tom Brady has a fun new 'do just in time for summer, all we have to do to now is find the perfect breezy pop song to blast with the top down on the way to the local tiki bar.

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Faux Naux! Brady Still Ain’t Care

By Christmas Ape | 18 comments

Fresh off an appearance at the Kentucky Derby where he was upstaged by teammate Wes Welker in the arena of pretentious menswear, Tom Brady paid a visit to the Met Gala in New York on Monday pulling out all the stops.

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Don’t Hurt Orakpo, Cooch – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 14 comments

Mike Shanahan drove his golf cart into the one that 'Skins linebacker/odd choice for Geico pitchman Brian Orakpo was riding during a tournament today at Trump National, which is touted as being in D.

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KSK Kontent Klearinghouse: Introducing Bradying, Te-snowing

By Christmas Ape | 77 comments

- The new sensation sweeping Troll Nation: Bradying, which involves people adopting Tom Brady's sullen pose of defeat from the Super Bowl.

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¡Ole!

By Christmas Ape | 45 comments

When Nacho is called upon to block, that is when he truly becomes The Matador.

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Tom Brady Trolls the Kentucky Derby

By Captain Caveman | 58 comments

Well well well, if it isn't Tom Brady in a gingham suit (or seersucker, you can fight about it in the comments) and a wide-brimmed hat at the Kentucky Derby this weekend.

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Tom Brady Is In Touch With His Feelings

By Captain Caveman | 89 comments

By now you've probably seen the ESPN segment in which Tom Brady cries while recounting the story of being drafted in the sixth round in 2000 (video below, also at Deadspin).

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