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Tom Brady Went To A Halloween Party As The Cowardly Lion

By Christmas Ape | 39 comments

Accompanying wife Gisele, dressed as Dorothy, Dreamboat donned a Cowardly Lion costume for a costume party in Boston on Monday night.

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Man Orders Brady Fathead, Receives Tebow Fathead

By Christmas Ape | 16 comments

Don't you hate it when you order a life-size print of a dude to hang on your wall and creepily leer at for hours on end, but the company sends you the wrong one.

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Tom Brady Is A Sad Yankees Fan

By Christmas Ape | 22 comments

It's not a secret that Tom Brady is a fan of the New York Yankees, much to the dismay of Massholes everywhere.

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Tom Brady’s Swearing Actually The Result Of Teammate Trolling

By Christmas Ape | 28 comments

While we were correct in identifying that Tom Brady was spotted by CBS cameras saying "F*ck you, bitches" on the sideline after his rushing touchdown in the third quarter of Sunday's game was confirmed by an official review, we were wrong in assuming that the outburst was directly angrily at the Bills or their fans.

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Notes On Live Blogification – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 31 comments

via To be clear, yes, there is a live blog for the season kick-off tonight, starting at 8 ET.

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Tom Brady In A Dog Collar ‘Cause Brady Ain’t Care

By Christmas Ape | 26 comments

It was a busy off-season for Tom Brady's troll game, whether it was being spotted in public looking like one of the Newsies or sporting a faux-hawk.

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Like Looking At The Face Of GAWD – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 23 comments

CVS is marketing a new line of candy with this video of Tom Brady challenging people to surprise staring contests.

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Mahhkie Mark Was Being A Fackin Hardo Pats Fan

By Christmas Ape | 24 comments

While he's actually been a serviceable actor in some of his movies, the only real use I have for Mark Wahlberg are the tales of his towering dickishness, whether it be him claiming he would have stopped 9/11 if he were on one of the hijacked planes, that he knew who was going to win all the Oscars before the show because he has a friend at PriceWaterhouse To that, we can add the time he flipped out on his wife after his buddy TAWMMY BRADY and the rest of the Patriots lost the Super Bowl this year.

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“I’d Be Very Hesitant To Let My Son Have His Perfect Life”

By Christmas Ape | 14 comments

Proving for once and all that troll genius is hereditary, Tom Brady's father told Mike Silver that, were his son just now starting out with football, he would have to weigh the matter very carefully before allowing him to strap on a helmet.

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Football Solstice Pagan Rituals – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 17 comments

I support making the Football Solstice a recognized holiday with its own set of debauched rituals.

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