The Cami Secret, sadly is a real product. Why people aren’t out in the streets picketing their headquarters is beyond me. The only consolation I can take is that the person who would buy a boob veil like this, probably wouldn’t own too many low-cut tops to begin with.

Longtime KSK readers might recognize the voice of the frustrated narrator as that of Paul “Fitzy” Fitzgerald, a/k/a comedian/actor Nick Stevens, a/k/a the only Patriots fan who I don’t want to slash in the face with a broken-off bottle of Boone’s Farm. But yeah, screw the Cami Secret and the horse it rode in on.

Have a good weekend. Just for the hell of it, here’s Olivia Munn (DOB 7/3/1980) dancing with a trout.

Comic-Con was a few weeks ago, so this might not be the most topical subject, but no one ever said these drafts had touch on current events anyway, soshutupwhateverleavemealone. The beautiful thing about the event is that it’s a place for geeks to geek out to the fullest extent without fear of being judged (at least too severely). This leads to the only setting other than an IMF protest where you see average folks decked out in overly elaborate costumes. It’s actually cool to see socially backward people to use their creative energy on things that don’t involve stalking.

Therefore, you too will now draft a fictional character’s costume/get-up to wear to Comic-Con. It should probably be something sci-fi, video game or comics related, but we’re willing to relax the rules for other pop culture totems.

With my first pick, I select Inspector Gadget, that way I’ll conveniently have a trench coat ready so I can flash Olivia Munn.