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Since I have kids, I usually get up at 7AM every day these days, if not earlier. That means I gotta wait SIX GODDAMN HOURS BEFORE any real football is played.

/door flies open

/smug Californian brags about being able to watch the games at 10AM, then having the night free to sip white wine on the veranda

/smug Californian disappears up own large intestine

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