Kissing Suzy Kolber » DO NOT TOUCH FAUX-HAWK’S MICROPHONE http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 19:23:43 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 “The Lions can suck a half nuts!” http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/the-lions-can-suck-a-half-nuts.html http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/the-lions-can-suck-a-half-nuts.html#comments Thu, 25 Sep 2008 19:24:54 +0000 flubby http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=4942

I’d like to think that somehow William Clay Ford, Sr. saw this video through his monocle and deemed it the last straw for Matt Millen. “Egad, if a long-time fan like Mike Baby, who has been with us for a whole eight years, doesn’t want to fucking talk to the Lions anymore then I must terminate Millen’s employment posthaste!”

In case you missed it, here’s a recap of Mike’s BITCH LIST:

* Jon Kitna
* Calvin Johnson
* Jeff Backus
* “The Rookie”
* Dude who tries in vain to rally support for the Lions

Ha! That white guy told the black guy with the funny accent to “Go home!” That’s some original shit right there. And you know what the black guy did? He totally got into his Camry and drove back to Berrien Springs. In your face!

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