Posts Tagged: Dez Bryant

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Allies Over Axis

By Christmas Ape | 10 comments

via We were Dez Bryant's fingertips away from having Jerry Jones' TIXAS REICH rule the world.

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Dez Bryant Didn’t Derp Last, But He Derped Best

By Christmas Ape | 1 comment

Dez Bryant caught a touchdown late against the Ravens to pull Dallas within a two-point conversion of tying the game.

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The New Rules For Dez Bryant

By Christmas Ape | 23 comments

We already mentioned that the Cowboys have committed a personal security team to Dez Bryant detail in order to keep the oft-troubled receiver from finding himself in more hot water.

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A Most Bountiful Sunday Of NFL Nuggets

By Christmas Ape | 28 comments

Terrell Owens tweeted that the Seahawks cut him, forcing the above gentleman to have to take a loss on the masking tape he invested in his new T.

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KSK 2012 NFL Prekkake: Dallas Cowboys

By Christmas Ape | 44 comments

The 2011 Cowboys had a quintessential Tony Romo-era Cowboys season.

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Don’t Sleep, Cooch – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 33 comments

It's been a while since we checked in with noted Redskins fan tardfarts, the Dead Tree Crew.

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“Hey, This Team Didn’t Just Waste ONE Pick On Me! I Deserve Respect!”

By Christmas Ape | 53 comments

Dez Bryant: clearly not burdened with carrying AT&T's nation-wide network Cowboys rookie receiver Dez Bryant has so enamored football pundits that he has almost single-handedly vaulted Dallas into the role of preseason NFC favorites, even though they have pretty much the same weaknesses they had before and Wade Phillips is still the coach and don't we go through this every year.

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Better Know A Draft Pick: Dez Bryant

By Unsilent Majority | 45 comments

Name: Dez Bryant Nickname: None required, his name is Dez.

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