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Nate Burleson The Latest Victim Of Killer Pizza

By Christmas Ape | 60 comments

Fresh off his first 100-yard game of the season and best offensive output in six years, Lions receiver Nate Burleson will now miss an extended period of time - possibly the rest of the season - this because he broke his arm in a car crash that happened when he reached for pizza that was about to fall off his front seat.

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Matt Stafford’s Not Expecting The Snap Face: Still Great

By Christmas Ape | 2 comments

Let's forget that Stafford ended up throwing a touchdown on the play after this and just focus on the stupid face being made.

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DeAngelo Hall Did A Good Thing?

By Christmas Ape | 2 comments

DeAngelo Hall is responsible for covering Calvin Johnson today.

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Week 3 Early Games Open Thread

By Christmas Ape | 1,230 comments

[via] There's a Kid Rock cutout/funnel in the lots outside FedEx Field this morning, which means Dad Boner must have made the trip out to Raljon, MD to see the Lions take on the Redskins.

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Reflective Visors: Still Great For Photos

By Christmas Ape | 7 comments

[via] One of the better still photos from Sunday's action is this image of Calvin Johnson reflected in the visor of Cardinals cornerback Patrick Peterson.

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Joique Bell Makes It Interesting

By Christmas Ape | 2 comments

The Lions have done all sorts of Lions things in the first half of their opener against the Vikings.

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Calvin Johnson Again The Victim Of The Calvin Johnson Rule

By Christmas Ape | 8 comments

Because apparently catching the ball, landing and diving into the end zone isn't a "football move".

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2013 KSK NFL Prekkake: Detroit Lions

By Christmas Ape | 19 comments

Last year: 4-12, last place in NFC North Acquisitions: Reggie Bush, Ezekiel Ansah, Glover Quin, Darius Slay, Israel Idonije, David Akers Departures: Cliff Avril, Kyle Vanden Bosch, Jason Hanson, Titus Young, Gosder Cherilus Vegas win total over/under: 8 wins Verdict: PUSH Five bonding activities for Lions players and racial slur buddies, Louis Delmas and Tony Scheffler: - Each telling members of their race that the other is "one of the good ones".

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Two Lions Players United Through Racial Slurs

By Christmas Ape | 64 comments

The Riley Cooper scandal has served as yet another reminder that we're not living in a post-racial society or whatever bullshit clueless high-minded people occasionally tell us.

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