Kissing Suzy Kolber » Degrees in muderology and muderometry http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 19:23:43 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Plax is flexible as Gumby, strong as Hercules http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/10/plax-is-flexible-as-gumby-strong-as-hercules.html http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/10/plax-is-flexible-as-gumby-strong-as-hercules.html#comments Thu, 16 Oct 2008 15:08:39 +0000 flubby http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=5918 In these times of financial peril getting your pay docked to the tune of $117,000 is enough to make anyone reassess their spending. But Plaxico Burress is handling his recently suspension and attendant fine quite well, thank you. See, Plax had planned on going to Mike Strahan’s Halloween rager wearing a badass custom-made Iron Man costume that cost ten grand. But after those fucking Nazi queers Reese and Coughlin decided to shit on his rights as a parent, that idea seemed a tad profligate. But did that deter noble, Plax? Of course not!

John Mara is gagging on my gas bladder! What an honor!

Necessity being the mother of invention, Plax looked around and found a more frugal, yet just as awesome, costume alternative. Perhaps you saw him modeling it during warm-ups Monday night. Looking good Plaxberg!

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