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Cardinals-Rams Live Blog, Second Half

By Christmas Ape | 723 comments

As opposed to our previous two live blogs, where all first half offense eased into the game just before halftime life it was trying to be fashionably late, both teams got on the board with their first possession, appearing shockingly competent.

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Cardinals-Rams Live Blog, First Half

By Christmas Ape | 569 comments

After years as a laughingstock, the NFC West is considered by some to be the best in football so far this year.

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What Is Cake Darnell Looking At? — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 17 comments

Darnell Dockett's birthday cake is pretty trill, but lacks a necessary frosting gator, so I won't be partying with him.

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Darnell Dockett Going Lizard Shopping

By Christmas Ape | 6 comments

"There's two people in the world that a gator gonna love, and I'm both of them.

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Here Lies Kevin Kolb’s Jowly Sad Face

By Christmas Ape | 17 comments

With Peyton Manning on the verge of officially being on the market, a bunch of middling quarterbacks are about to get their feelings hurt.

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Welcome Back, Doomsayers

By Christmas Ape | 24 comments

stink sink gators, my Arizona players When the Gay Mafia embarked on its vacation from nothing 10 days ago, a CBA settlement that would allow for a full NFL season was presumed by most to be, if not entirely a done deal, at least safely in the offing.

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