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Dez Bryant Buys PS4s For Nerds Who Probably Don’t Know Who He Is

By RobotsFightingDinosaurs | 16 comments

Despite the fact that most of the people he bought the console for probably just thought he was some random rich dude, this is pretty awesome, and I look forward to Gregg Easterbrook framing this act of charity as an act of Dez being loose with his money.

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Sam Hurd Smoked The Finest Green

By Christmas Ape | 32 comments

[via] The Nugget Baron's boutique website, to its rare credit, has a legitimately interesting piece today on Sam Hurd that casts some doubt on whether the former Cowboys and Bears receiver is really the cocaine kingpin he's purported to have been.

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Jerry Jones Can Still Have Fake Rob Ryan

By Christmas Ape | 23 comments

In the wake of the Saints' 49-17 throttling the Cowboys on Sunday Night Football, Jerry Jones was forced to admit, in most diplomatic fashion, that Dallas looks bad for cutting ties with former defensive coordinator Rob Ryan.

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Cowboys-Saints Live Blog, Second Half

By Christmas Ape | 822 comments

The teams exchanged possessions to start the game.

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Cowboys-Saints Live Blog, First Half

By Christmas Ape | 1,007 comments

[via] Since starting 5-0, the Saints have dropped two of three.

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Tony Romo Pays Homage to Late 90s Cinema With Latest Derp

By Old James | 11 comments

Let's set the scene, shall we? It's late in a Cowboys game, Dallas is driving, and Tony Romo is calling the shots. The score is uncomfortably close, as it usually is toward the end of Cowboys games. And we're only seconds away from this week's GIF du jour, as we usually are toward the end of Cowboys games.

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NFC East Midseason Report Card

By StuScott Booyahs | 46 comments

Overall division grade: D- HOLY CHRIST.

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About That Dez Bryant Sideline Meltdown

By Old James | 29 comments

Yesterday, in the throes of another heartbreaking loss, Cowboys wide receiver Dez Bryant became visibly animated on the Dallas sideline, prompting an outpouring of #HOTTAKE journalism from credentialed media members across the country.

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YOINK!

By Christmas Ape | 14 comments

Victory was in hand.

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The Cowboys Are a Laboratory Of Losing

By Christmas Ape | 17 comments

The Cowboys had a 99 percent win probability with 1:24 left.

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