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The Difference Between Jay Cutler and Tom Brady? One Sulks, the Other is a Budding Fashion Icon

By Captain Caveman | 47 comments

In what may be the most hilarious serious question of the young season, a headline in today's Chicago Tribune asked, Is Jay Cutler the second coming of Tom Brady? Please enjoy: The surprising thing has been Cutler's ability to make the delicate pass.

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Scott Green Will Slap The Sulk Off Your Face

By Christmas Ape | 34 comments

Cutlerf*cker and the Bears defeated the Steelers (THANKS SKIPPY REED.

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The Most Ridiculous Play of the Day (Until the Bears Took the Field)

By Christmas Ape | 42 comments

There's always a towering superstructure of fail to rummage through on any given gameday, but this Garo Yepremian-like fumble throw from Brady Quinn was a clear standout on this Sunday, at least until the Bears took the field, started running fake punts up the middle on 4th and 11 (only to challenge them), and generally having a pickerceptionkkake with a side entree of sulk.

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Tonight a Special Slice of Broncos Hell

By Christmas Ape | 45 comments

Things were looking promising for Denver for about a quarter.

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By Unsilent Majority | 15 comments

Inter-sport Cutler trade is imminent.

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The Swirl and the Sulk of the Trade Winds

By Christmas Ape | 46 comments

Josh McDaniels: This is disintegrating by the minute.

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A Children’s Treasury of Jay Cutler Sulkface Pictures

By Christmas Ape | 26 comments

Our long-awaited Marmalard-Cutlerfucker showdown was lacking in histronics or even a competitive game, but nbc was sure to show Jay in all his dour glory.

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Punk vs. Douche — Who is Less Undeserving?

By Christmas Ape | 9 comments

Can Marmalard and his merry band of supersoldiers steal away a division title that looked unimaginable only a few weeks ago.

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