Posts Tagged: cutlerfucker

chicago bears

Sorry, Webbslinger – The Dongslinger Rides Again

By Christmas Ape | 41 comments

Needs More Warm Air Tarp Brett Favre is pulling some last minute dramatics that suggest he might start.


Jay Cutler Triumphant After Throwing Masterful Pass Interference Penalty

By Christmas Ape | 70 comments

I don't think I've ever seen more interceptions overturned by penalty in a single game than the array that were negated tonight.

Aaron Rodgers

Packers vs. Bears Monday Night Sulkkake

By Christmas Ape | 23 comments

Two Midwest Teams That Might Have Played Each At Some Point Remember Week 1 last year when the Bears and Packers played in primetime and Jay Cutler, weighed down by the expectations of being supposedly the first halfway decent Chicago quarterback in forever, threw four interceptions, and thus set the tone for an epically sulktastic season.

Breesus Christ

Because Miami and Carolina is Execrable, Let’s Klear Out More of This Kontent

By Christmas Ape | 28 comments

Here's the NFL Play 60 ad with Breesus, DeMarcus Ware and Troy Polamalu cavorting and capering on the South Lawn of the White House that will air beginning Thanksgiving weekend.


We Let You Down, KSK Readership

By Christmas Ape | 49 comments

In retrospect, it's really sad we didn't have a liveblog of last night's game.

bert flacco

Were You Aware? Breast Cancer is a Disease the NFL Exploits for Cheap Positive PR

By Christmas Ape | 93 comments

The Ratbirds and the Greatriots mark the lone interesting match-up of the early slate on this, the pinko Sunday.