Kissing Suzy Kolber » crybabies http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 19:23:43 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 /Long, Sad Trombone Sound http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/long-sad-trombone-sound.html http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/long-sad-trombone-sound.html#comments Wed, 06 Feb 2008 01:01:00 +0000 Christmas Ape http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/long-sad-trombone-sound.html

Hopefully they dispatched the waaaaahmbulance to this place. Not to help the Pats fans, but because they should collect their tears. I think they cure cancer. At least they clear up anything that’s bothering me.

Much thanks to TheJetsBlog.

Update: Shock of shocks! Obama didn’t carry Massachusetts. Wonder why?

]]> http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/long-sad-trombone-sound.html/feed 37 Rain Delay Theatre: Rabbit-Ears Rivers wants Charger fans to STFU http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/rain-delay-theatre-rabbit-ears-rivers.html http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/rain-delay-theatre-rabbit-ears-rivers.html#comments Tue, 27 Nov 2007 01:45:00 +0000 flubby http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/rain-delay-theatre-rabbit-ears-rivers-wants-charger-fans-to-stfu.html While Dolphins fans are near orgasmic at the thought of a forfeit victory, the rest of us are bored shitless by the delay in starting the game tonight. Here’s something to idle away the hours while waiting for these clowns to fix Heinz Field’s latest drainage fiasco: Philip Rivers telling home fans to shut up during an early rough patch in the Charges 32-14 over the Ravens. We hear those hardboiled, cynical San Diegans can be downright brutal on a shrinking violet like Philip.

Man. Up. Nancy.

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