/Long, Sad Trombone Sound

02.05.08 Written by Christmas Ape

Hopefully they dispatched the waaaaahmbulance to this place. Not to help the Pats fans, but because they should collect their tears. I think they cure cancer. At least they clear up anything that’s bothering me.

Much thanks to TheJetsBlog.

Update: Shock of shocks! Obama didn’t carry Massachusetts. Wonder why?

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Rain Delay Theatre: Rabbit-Ears Rivers wants Charger fans to STFU

11.26.07 Written by flubby

While Dolphins fans are near orgasmic at the thought of a forfeit victory, the rest of us are bored shitless by the delay in starting the game tonight. Here’s something to idle away the hours while waiting for these clowns to fix Heinz Field’s latest drainage fiasco: Philip Rivers telling home fans to shut up during an early rough patch in the Charges 32-14 over the Ravens. We hear those hardboiled, cynical San Diegans can be downright brutal on a shrinking violet like Philip.

Man. Up. Nancy.

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