Coach Ryan Brings In The Jaguar

Mark Sanchez: Have a good bye week, Thomas?

Thomas Jones: Yup.

Sanchez: Who we got this week? Jacksonville? They kinda suck.

Jones: Yup.

Sanchez: But who are we to talk, right? Can’t believe we got swept by the Dolphins.

Jones: Yup.

Sanchez: Think Coach Ryan is pissed?

Jones: Well, he doesn’t really get pissed, does he? Losing just makes his ass crazier.

(door flies open)

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