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		<title>The Cult Of Colt Is Inconsolable</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Aug 2010 19:18:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Unsilent Majority</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[I don't remember you people crying for Cary Conklin!]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[WHADAYA MEEN COOCH CUT COOLT? NEEEEEEEEWWWWW! Earlier today the Redskins swung a trade with Baltimore to acquire reserve quarterback John Beck. Normally this isn&#8217;t the kind of thing people would [...]]]></description>
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<p>Earlier today the Redskins swung a trade with Baltimore to acquire reserve quarterback John Beck. Normally this isn&#8217;t the kind of thing people would care about, but that all changed when everyone realized it was the death knell of the Colt Brennan era in Washington. </p>
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<p>Hmmm&#8230;that doesn&#8217;t sound very official. Maybe he said &#8220;aloha.&#8221; That could be taken in a number of different ways, right?</p>
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<p>Very well then. I guess now it&#8217;s all over but the crying. </p>
<p>Oh, and <a href="http://twitter.com/luvelizabethany/status/20160542756">there</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/DS_I_AM/status/20160504611">will</a> be <a href="http://twitter.com/RiversRevolutio/status/20160809072">crying</a>.</p>
<p>The Dead Tree Crew will be sitting shiva for the rest of the week. </p>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 15:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Unsilent Majority</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Never ever play golf with Colt Brennan. The third string quarterback spent four holes on the phone, probably asking COOCH Zorn for some playing time on SUNDEES. [Chris Cooley via [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><left><a href="http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/colt.jpg"><img src="http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/colt-150x150.jpg" alt="" title="colt" width="150" height="150" class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-13191" /></a></left><b>Never ever play golf with Colt Brennan.</b> The third string quarterback spent four holes on the phone, probably asking COOCH Zorn for some playing time on SUNDEES. [<a href="http://chriscooley47.blogspot.com/2009/03/golf-tourney-at-raspberry-falls-today.html#">Chris Cooley</a> via <a href="http://misterirrelevant.com/index.php/2009/03/30/dmv-gilberts-first-highlight-of-2008-09/">Mr. I</a>]</p>
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