Posts Tagged: Clinton Portis

aaron hernandez

Old Timey Buttfumble Rag — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 27 comments

The buttfumble is undoubtedly hilarious, but some people act like referencing it alone works for humor, even in lieu of a joke.

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Godspeed, Southeast Jerome

By Danger Guerrero | 10 comments

Clinton Portis announced his retirement yesterday, ending a nine year career that saw him rush for 75 touchdowns and almost 10,000 yards.

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Sheriff Gonna Getcha Is Going Politicking

By Christmas Ape | 33 comments

Rick Santorum bowed out of the presidential race today and Philip Rivers is crushed.

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By Unsilent Majority | 18 comments

Portis to IR makes for a sad Maj.

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