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BREAKING: ESPN Investigates Ongoing Matt Stafford Bridge Collapse Situation

By StuScott Booyahs | 49 comments

And we have some breaking news out of Detroit that has just come into the newsroom.

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OMG A REPORTED DEAL WITH THE REFS! Oh Wait, It’s Mort

By Christmas Ape | 25 comments

Just because this week has supplied the utmost urgency for a deal to be completed between the referees' union and the NFL doesn't actually mean it's going to get down.

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SEXY FRIDAY: Mort’s ‘Other’ Reports From The Bus

By Monday Morning Punter | 58 comments

On July 30th of this year, ESPN dispatched noted NFL reporter Chris Mortensen on a 21-city tour of the league's training camps.

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By Christmas Ape | 26 comments

TITANS INK SPAWN OF MORTENSEN.

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BREAKING NEWS: Mort Reports Merriman Is Done

By Unsilent Majority | 28 comments

ESPN's Chris Mortensen just reported live on SportsCenter that Shawne Merriman's season is over and he's ready to have reconstructive surgery on his fucked up knee.

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Brett Is Striving For a Cushier Career

By Unsilent Majority | 15 comments

Yesterday ESPN's Chris Mortensen reported (via voicemail) that Brett Favre is retiring due to his increasing mental fatigue.

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ESPN’s Chris Mortensen Reports That ESPN’s Chris Mortensen Is Just F–king Guessing

By Big Daddy Drew | 24 comments

ESPN's Chris Mortensen has learned that ESPN's Bill Parcells is currently on a charter flight to Atlanta tonight.

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