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Chris Berman: Still Ruining Everything

By Christmas Ape | 24 comments

ESPN started letting Chris Berman in the booth for a few NFL games last year and even before it happened, everyone knew it was a terrible idea only meant to infuriate any viewer who tuned in against their better judgment.

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Shockingly, Chris Berman Has An Obnoxious Golf Bag

Shockingly, Chris Berman Has An Obnoxious Golf Bag

By Christmas Ape | 19 comments

Chris Berman is a man of many interests: shouting catch phrases, shouting sound effects, shouting tired classic rock-inspired nicknames, shouting namedrops of celebrities/presidential candidates he's encountered, Canadian aspirin, leather-clad women and, of course, golfing.

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The Best Moments From The Monday Night Games

The Best Moments From The Monday Night Games

By Christmas Ape | 68 comments

We were treated to two different types of ugly last night: a thorough curb-stomping and a category five sh*t storm.

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Oh Joy, Oh Rapture – Chris Berman Is Calling An NFL Game

Oh Joy, Oh Rapture – Chris Berman Is Calling An NFL Game

By Christmas Ape | 34 comments

Ever since ESPN assumed the responsibility of destroying the once-hallowed institution of Monday Night Football back in 2006, the league has granted the network a doubleheader the opening week of the regular season.

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THE BEN THANKS TEBOW FOR BLACKOUT GIRLS

THE BEN THANKS TEBOW FOR BLACKOUT GIRLS

By Christmas Ape | 26 comments

When the Steelers weren't getting manhandled by Aldon Smith, they were busy turning the ball over.

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Muchas Smoochas, Senor Ocho

Muchas Smoochas, Senor Ocho

By Christmas Ape | 36 comments

The Steelers have won eight straight at Paul Brown Stadium and The Ben has gotten his PEW on in his home state of Ohio, amassing a record of 11-0 there as a pro (a point which will NEVER BE MENTIONED DURING THIS GAME).

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